Monday, 3 January 2011

Between Wizards and Vampires... Who'll Win?

Why Harry Potter is far better than the Twilight Saga.
Harry, Hermione, and Ron are a much better trio than the Twilight trio [honestly, I don’t want to put their name…].
Bella is the most useless girl ever while Hermione is the best-est girl ever! Hermione is the greatest wizard and a valiant and loyal fighter! Bella? She only thinks about boys...
Bella meets, fall in love, and kisses Edward in just one book. Harry meets, fall in love, and kisses Ginny seven books later. Now, let’s not mention Ron and Hermione.
Fork is not cool, Hogwarts is!
You don’t have awesome spells in Twilight. All you got is vampires sucking people’s necks.
Is there any theme park by the name of Twilight's Forks Park? I know they have The Wizarding World of Harry Potter in the Muggle world.
Cute in the beginning. Now, he’s hot!…
To be frank, I find Rupert Grint to be extremely hotter that those Twi-boys [sounds weird when it is conjured by me. Haha]…
...and speaking about that, Ron plays chess, wonderfully! How about Ed and Jacob? Ed can, sadly, sparkle only under sunlight, while Jacob can only transform into a werewolf. I think Harry can use the transform spell to change him into something else, like a chihuahua.
What do you get from her? Brain, brawn, beauty!

Not forgetting, Emma Watson [and the other girls] is gazillion times more beautiful than who's-the-person-I-can’t-remember-her-name.
Bellatrix gives a much better performance than Bella.
HP has far more magical creatures than Twilight, which only has three... Vamps, Werewolf, and Bella.
Ron, Harry, Hermione, and Ginny end up with magical children. Bella and Edward end up with… talking human-vampire hybrid baby.
Read this: Harry, the Boy who Lived; Ron, the King; Hermione, the Greatest Wizard of Her Age. I don’t think the Twilight Trio has honorific or something…
Andrew Furtal, "Harry Potter is all about confronting fears, finding inner strength, and doing what is right in the face of adversity… Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend."
A fight between Vampire and Wizard: The vampire jumped to kill the wizard. “Avada Kedavra!” the wizard said, and the vampire died.
“Wicked!”, “bloody hell!”, “Expelliarmus”, “Crucio”, and many others are from HP, not Twilight. In the the poorer fantasy, the only thing you hear is “Edward, I need/love/can’t-live-without you.”
HP's last book had been given the limelight to be split into two parts a long time ago, not Twilight!
HP don’t sell teen sex for that matter [okay, I know there is one scene in HP7, but honestly, Bella asking Edward for sex is just to… weird. Woman power?]
Love in HP means to sacrifice oneself in order to save others that we adore from ultimate destruction and despair. 'Love' in Twilight means to sacrifice oneself by changing into a vampire and leaving other things that are, ultimately much more important than BF of GF! Stupid sacrifice!
The message in HP: Courage, bravery, and love are always in you. The message in Twilight: Girls can't live without BF.
You have Quidditch in HP, nuff' said!
Emma Watson is the face of Burberry and People Tree [if I'm not mistaken], and get this: she's in the NYU! The girl who plays Bella, I don't know if she's into something... Haha! Daniel Radcliffe showed his skin for the play Equus, while RPatz showed his [CGI-animated sparkling] skin in the movie only. Rupert Grint has a a REAL ice-cream truck in REAL life... Wheee! What do you expect to have from RPatz in real life? Sparkling skin? Hell NO!
Bloody hell, mate! That is why I love Harry Potter~! Wicked!

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Pinku no Ichigo Yuki said...

LOL.. hahha.. u really DO hate stephanie's work don't u?

Afiq said...

Haha, yeah!... I don't hate Steph... Just her work 'cuz they don't have any meaning... besides that you gotta have BF... Haha

Barbara said...

HAHAHAHAHA! Although I don't like HP. But still, I really do think Bella is very useless. And me no likes Robert Pattinson. So bloody un-hot.

Afiq said...

LOL... Yeah, RPatz is so bloody un-hot... Haha! And you're right about Bella... her existence in the movie is just to rock [in a bad way] Ed and Jacob's world! haha